1313 Thievery Way

In a vein similar to Deja_OOPS, some customers fail to understand that they live in a hive of scum and villainy. They order a dress or an Ipod or whatever, and there always seems to be someone hiding in the bushes waiting to swipe it. And so they don't get the item and they complain and they place another order. And another. And another. It gives the crook a subtle message that crime does pay. Unless the customer is lying and is keeping the item, and the money. But that's some other category. 1313 Thievery Way is all about customers who are too dumb to figure out that maybe they can't get online orders delivered on their front porch or at their apartment mailbox without someone stealing them.