Office Spam



Every company with e-mail functionality invariably has some form of office spam filling up employee inboxes. This spam may come in one or more of the following forms:
 * Notices on e-mail totals.
 * Notices about metrics, performance ratings, etc.
 * "Warm Fuzzies" for people you never see in the office.
 * Notices about the next big sale. This is especially bad when more than one manager thinks that the message wasn't shared yet.
 * Excel spreadsheets, and you don't have Excel.
 * Cute Powerpoint files.
 * Any FYI forwards that have already been forwarded by someone else already.
 * Any notice containing 40 POINT FONT and cute little picture attachments.