Sorry Were Open

Certain companies give their customers mixed messages. Instead of saying the intended message, they give the complete opposite, such as "Sorry, We're Open!"


 * A certain company has e-mailed new customers that have earned free shipping with this message: "Your free shipping has expired."
 * Also, it does the reverse for those who lost their privileges. "Congratulations!  You've earned free shipping!"  This makes it loads of fun to answer the phones.