My Computer Is Your Problem

Computers are scary things. They can create orders for things you don't want, send them to addresses you don't want, and charge credit cards you haven't used for ten years. If you're intelligent, you claim responsibility for the error, because it's likely you clicked the wrong button at the wrong time, or typed something in incorrectly. Or maybe you're a mad scientist and that internet software you designed is a piece of shit. If you're a moron, you call customer service and tell them they made you place that order for five million hats, i.e. My Computer Is Your Problem.