Mary Mosquito

Mary Mosquito is far worse than the mumbler, because her piece of shit phone reduces her voice to a faint buzzing sound. To add insult to injury, she also refuses to speak up, and has an accent. She will ask you about her orders, but since her name is incomprehensible, her order number makes no sense, she has no e-mail address, and Failstation can't figure out how to read a phone number enough to find an account, you truly cannot help her. But that doesn't stop her from hanging on the phone like a bloodsucking mosquito.