Static Obfuscation

Certain people's crappy cel phones get filled with static at the most inopportune times. Like when you're trying to find their account.

"Hello! My name is Mary FSHHHHHHHHH.  My order number is 6024448FSHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

If the burst of static is long enough, they get mad because you're not saying anything in response to what they just said during the burst of static.

They will also get pissed if you can't find an account that ends in FSHHHHHHHHH and they are forced to repeat themselves.

Also, her e-mail address is Mary.FSHHHHHHH@FSHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

But you can understand her billing address.

And they will almost always claim that your phone is bad!

Fun for all ages!