Geochelone Postal Service



Some customers don't care if their order arrives fast. In fact, they want it extra, extra slow. These customers are freaks of nature, and in some cases may get upset if the order arrives in three days instead of the full 5 days they were expecting. It is hard to understand why someone would be upset about quick, prompt service, or why they couldn't have placed their order a little bit later, but here are some theories:


 * The item might become unavailable, and...
 * They're moving, and won't be at that address for another week.
 * They're going to be on vacation.
 * They're waiting on a shipment of mailboxes.
 * They don't want to ruin Leo's surprise birthday party.