La-Z-Boss



Like a piece of bad furniture, the La-Z-Boss is a boss that doesn't appear to serve any useful function in the company, other than being a smartass. They will not answer Sup_Calls, when asked for advice, they will chide you for not looking in the Corporate_Oracle, and otherwise they just spend their time telling jokes, eating donuts, and occupying a chair. Why they remain on the payroll is one of the great mysteries of the universe.